A taxi driver picks up a nun. She gets into the taxi and notices that the very handsome taxi driver won't stop looking at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers "my son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "well, let's see what we can do about that.

#1 you have to be single, and #2 you must be catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "yes I'm single and catholic."

OK the nun says. "pull into the next alley." She fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the taxi driver starts crying. "forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "that's okay....my name is James and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

Trick or Treat!!!!